MEOW MOTHERFUCKER!

You can put a lot of things in coffee.....I can't exactly mix whiskey with caffeine pills...

Its my main reason I drive with sunglasses on at night. People think I'm weird or stupid but then change their minds when a truck with lights brighter than the sun glare at them.....

I'd always say "I sit there and listen to my teachers talk about their sex life" as a joke when someone asked me how my day was back then, I didn't think it'd turn into reality.

At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man.....don't skimp on the details of this Togetic.

Elon Musk kinda comes to mind, but Trump shits all over what Musk has done....

Geez.....that guy really needs ~~to get laid by~~ a Miku Robot.

Sticks are too mainstream.

I prefer the golf clubs i swipe from their fifth house....

Sometimes I can feel some things inside me say, I really don't think I'm energised enough no.

Like Patches O Houlahan from Dodgeball once said:

"I drink my own piss because its sterile and I like the taste!"

How long till Ol Musky sues them for some stupid reason?

Kind of hard fighting crime when they're the ones starting said crime....