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submitted 10 hours ago by FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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I signed up for an American Express preferred Blue card and got approved for a limit of $25,000. I have a 830 credit score. I realized that the places I shop don't accept that card and you have to pay for it yearly so I canceled it.

Then I decided I was going to get a Costco Visa. Once I signed up the credit limit was only $5,000. So I canceled that one. So I stupidly signed up for a Wells Fargo Visa and that was $4,000.

Don't leave yet and please don't make fun of me but I'm not done being stupid. I decided I wanted a different American Express card and when I signed up for it the credit limit was $2,000 so I canceled that one.

Again I know I'm fucking stupid but how bad did I just fuck up my credit?

Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Gimme one of these bad boys and utility razor.

Trump’s spell has been broken | The US president is hurting rather than helping his ideological allies such as Nigel Farage in c/world@lemmy.world

I wonder what conclusion his research will reach in c/nominativedeterminism@feddit.uk

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Andrew Drinkwater of the Water Research Centre has achieved inconclusive results in studies to determine whether or not water is in fact wet.

Trump’s spell has been broken | The US president is hurting rather than helping his ideological allies such as Nigel Farage in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I just don't get it. He could have used the Defense Production Act to lower prices of eggs and he would have been a HERO to the working class idiots that voted for him. He would have ensured that no Democrat ever wins another election. Instead he was like, "Y'all are about to be poor for awhile while I do the dumbest shit you've ever seen. Watch this shit. Fuck your egg prices, I'm going to pretend to steal Canada, Greenland, and Panama City Beach or some shit."

Who's fastest, Sonic or The Flash? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

No, he had Yeezy's. This wasn't 1964.

Walking sticks in c/woodworking@lemmy.ca

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

This is my collection of loitering sticks.

He almost missed it in c/lotrmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We ain't found SHIT!

Who's fastest, Sonic or The Flash? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Neither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can't walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.

JFK Files Are Another Trump Distraction From Kennedy's Legacy in c/politics@lemmy.world

Po-tay-toes in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's no pot of gold at the end of the potato rainbow. I've been down that road.

Elon Musk’s daughter says father’s rally gesture was ‘definitely a Nazi salute’ in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 60 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

His arm says "Nazi", but his actions? His actions say "Super Nazi".

Domestic flight rules in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone