FatVegan

joined 1 week ago
[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 8 hours ago

People always tell me that they smoke and eat unhealthy because they don't want to live forever, and they somehow think it makes them sound hard af. My mom died of lung cancer and my dad is overweight as hell. Neither of these things seems fun.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 9 hours ago

It's called American

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Well yes, but he meant that he really likes underaged girls.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Is it performative art now. art is so confusing

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I saw a lot of people say that they genuinely believe that he's a genius. It absolutely blows my mind. Sometimes you hear things like: did you know Macaulay Culkin is an actual genius? (Idk) And you go: well maybe, yeah i could imagine that. But Donald Trump? You couldn't make a supercut out of his delusional talking to make him seem smart.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I think people with degrees are less likely to own a house by the age of 30, because they studied longer and have to pay off debt first. The only reason i own a house is because i found one for super cheap and renovated it myself.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago

The last time i watched a clip where he got "absolutely booed" there was maybe 5% boos and 95 percent were cheering with their fat little fists.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I had a lot of friends from germany and i was a little bit shocked that they didn't speak a second language. They all kinda understood english on a surface level, but not that great. Has that changed?

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 6 points 2 days ago

I'm 40 and i think i'm stronger and fitter than when i was 30. The downside is when i get hurt. I used to fall off my skateboard countless times and just got up and kept going. Two weeks ago i fell down some stairs on my ass/back and it still hurts.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Someone has to be the first female president. And she ticks all the boxes.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 8 points 3 days ago

My family is full of semi hoarders, i'm quite the opposite, and i often really don't get them.

But then i hold two pieces of wood in my hands and contemplate for a few moments if i should keep them.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 9 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her "nice ass". To which she answered: "you guys are really original, you know that?"

Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.

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