Contains overdramatization and slight exaggerations
Cheapest flights possible to the cheapest "vacation" island possible. Vacation as in
- drinking until you can't even pronounce "hi"
- habitual disturbance of locals and other guests
- being fleeced by club owners and everyone else because you have "tourist" stamped on your forehead
- sleeping off the night by the pool and pre-game from midday to evening
- only eating (and drinking) the same stuff as at home, because fuck other cultures who don't know how to make a kebab/Schnitzel/...
- coming back after 10 days of daze, hangovers and (optional) all-inclusive buffets
Did I forget something?
Not where this bridge is built. This looks like a German autobahn, so the closest thing to a tiger crossing that is either a lynx or a fox.