Denvil

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[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 11 points 1 month ago

This is hilarious out of context

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was a meme that originated from this copypasta, although it's apparently unclear where it came from:

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."

This could be interpreted as belittling the efforts and courage of those who do acknowledge themselves, like "oh if you're a woman then I'm a fucking attack helicopter" or something like that. I've never seen it as anything but a meme.

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 6 points 1 month ago

If Distractible has taught me one thing, it's that chainsaws belong in crotches apparently

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 2 points 1 month ago

"My name is Robert"

"...Dick"

"..."

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh fuck I just realized I've been on Lemmy for years... its been that long???

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We got everything you could ever want; Old oak cocktails; Coniferous; Leaves; And my special syrup mmm yes!

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Exclaation marks are clearly too agressive, going to need you to cen*or that

Edit: Ah fu*k it's just italicizing... uh...

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 7 points 1 month ago

Just sew it back on, I'm sure it'll buff out

/s

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The book Hatchet opened my eyes to this. One of the really early scenes in the book is the main character getting absolutely eaten alive by mosquitoes at dusk. That scene scares me...

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

mumble mumble mumble ... BWA BWAH BOOM KABLOOEY... mumble mumble mumble

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Took this photo during sunrise, and the clouds look like rays coming off the area of the sunrise (especially the left side). It reminds me of crespusclar rays, but also seems different. Is this that, a similar phenomenon, or did the clouds just line up perfectly here?

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