ConcreteHalloween

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[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I once accidentally said "gender fluids" instead of "gender fluid" and my NB friend proceeded to do a two week long bit about there being bottles of "gender fluid" you could buy at the store to rub yourself down in gender.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Exactly why it's the perfect place to test:

I was literally about the post the same thing, asshole!

(the asshole was sarcastic fyi)

Aw shit sorry, I was just hoping I could come and see it.

I mean I'm cis, I don't want to take up space, but if I mind my own business can I just watch the bomb?

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, wow, that's quite the... You know what I'm gonna stop myself before saying anything incriminating to the VolCel Police.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Uh, is a strong dad-bod guy acceptable?

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, the coolest and most good drugs that will help you make friends and be cool

Damn that's a high bar the cross!

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If I did that the store would burn down. A cashier who's worked here for 2 years may get asked where the bathrooms are and have a meltdown because they suddenly can't remember and feel the need to ask me.

Honestly, I really do suspect she just has a combative personality. She's been getting in arguments with customers for taking too long asking her questions. She called the store yesterday after her shift to complain that she got stuck on register too long despite being assigned to a different department. Well sorry someone called out. Also I gotta go take a fat fucking shit.

I'm squeezing a massive slimy log out of my tight anus!

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