Carl

joined 9 months ago
[–] Carl@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

the Romans pillage and call it tax, they create a graveyard and call it peace.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I guess Zanzibar Land wasn't seasteading, but Big Boss swooping in and taking over a breakaway former Soviet state. Still there's a repetition to his plots and the only changes he makes in between failures is either a) putting a patsy in charge to take the heat or b) using more child soldiers

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago (5 children)

This time creating a seasteading international mercenary army will surely work out for the best

-Big Boss

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

Philosopher's Legacy, claimed by Major Zero

MSF, destroyed by Cipher (Major Zero's org)

Diamond Dogs, destroyed by Cipher

Zanzibar Land, destroyed Cipher

America's elections, controlled by The Patriots (rebranded Cipher)

Every computer in the world, controlled by The Patriots

Every war in the world, controlled by The Patriots

say what you want about Major Zero and his plan to unironically do The Illuminati, but the man put up an unbroken string of dubs his entire fucking career and died at like a hundred years old after living half his life in the world he created.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean, is there a single person in the world subscribed to the NYT who will unsub because of these writers' boycott?

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago

First thing you see with the Legion in New Vegas is a town where all but one person were arbitrarily murdered. Chuds see this as aspirational.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I live near a crossing that has very long shipping container trains running through it pretty frequently, I see someone race the train through the barrier about once a month. Never done it myself, I know for a fact that if I did my car would die right on the tracks.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

shitbird

oh shit is platner a hexbear?

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

It's like in the Futurama episode where they beam ads into your dreams and everyone is just used to it.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Guy's gonna get elected with the Bernie nod and turn into Fetterman 2.0.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

If you sound out all the consonants it sounds like something a street fighter character might say when you input a dragon punch.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I love that so many people like my little peek into the good universe where the soviets won the cold war.

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