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It'll be a real nail biter, but I think Putin's got a decent chance this year.

[-] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago

I think Hildawg was so incredibly unappealing that people decided to vote for Anyone But Hillary. It made absolutely no sense for her to be the candidate right after the Obama admin. People who loved Obama would hate her for the racism and the weird death threat that her campaign put out when she was running against him, and people who hated Obama saw her more or less as an Obama clone without any of his charisma. She was a candidate made for people who write opinion articles and nobody else.

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Mine is purple. Specifically lavender or lilac, depending on how I'm feeling at the time.

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[-] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago

Vaping and getting a handy in public sounds like a great date night, I don't know what the failing New York Times is talking about.

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It tastes exactly the same as the sparkling wines that come at a fraction of the price. The wily frogs have bamboozled me.

[-] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 70 points 11 months ago

Fish hook theory is proved correct once again. Libs and Conservatives are both fully on board with the "facts don't care about your feelings" method of argument and don't seem to understand that being smarmy to people who are miserable doesn't get them to like you.

[-] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

It makes my heart glad that all the innocent lambs were able to come together to shank the big bad wolf.

[-] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 108 points 11 months ago

Blackface and redface at the same time- that's some very efficient racism.

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[-] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 46 points 11 months ago

Oh, you think the bombardment of Gaza is bad? What if it was happening under a president that handled the situation exactly the same but didn't kind-of-sort-of pretend to feel bad about it? Does that sound like the kind of world you want to live in?

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[-] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

If your nihilism doesn't make you happy, you're doing it wrong. The absence of meaning should be a liberating factor, not a limiting one. It's actually dope as fuck that there's no greater purpose to your life, you can never fail as a person when there's no standard you feel you have to meet.

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I gave him a warm bowl of my piss to drink at least twice a week, and this is how he repays me? Some people are just fundamentally uncivilized.

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[-] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

They're 16 years old. It's perfectly natural to be a complete idiot when you're a child. I was a bog-standard libertarian at their age, there's still plenty of time to turn around.

[-] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, things can and will get much, much, much worse. Most Americans have a roof over their heads, plenty of corn syrup to fill their bellies and enough treats to keep themselves occupied. The US is definitely declining, but an outright collapse is still very far away.

[-] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 77 points 1 year ago

As long as it's an indoor child. If you let your kid outside it's just going to end up killing a ton of birds.

[-] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Centre

"I don't really know how to describe my politics, I guess I'm just kind of a centrist."

[-] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago

I second that motion. Those guys are just the worst.

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