[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

If you hit the pilot, yes.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Wooden heat shields on spaceships.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

He said he wants you to clear something from the rotors.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

No he's just gone to the store for cigarettes.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Edit her unit learning guide so that the due dates on all her stuff are a week earlier than they actually are.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Humans ceasing to emit carbon dioxide is inevitable. I reckon this will happen some time before the average global temperature reaches 100 degrees C.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Evolution just needs to kick the rest of the animals into high gear and do some defcon 1 shit, like making seaguls venomous and thirsty for human blood, or inventing funnel-webbed Taipans that can fly and open doors. New airborne bacteria that feeds exclusively on the human optic nerve, and daffodil pollen that causes category 5 cytokine storms.

Level the fucking playing field.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I bet Data listens to EDM.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

You know what, I'm just gonna say it. FUCK Howard Rourke.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Heed this warning.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Brits ofen say "You alright?" As a substitute for "Hi."

Pretty jarring when you're not used to it. Id think "God, I must look like shit if they're genuinely checking on my welfare!"

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
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It's okay, I can make this joke because some of my best friends are welders

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Im not sure why, but Jerboa suddenly went a bit blue on me this morning.

Is it an update, or something I did? For context, its always had this reddish/purple tint to it:

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