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It would distract from the grind
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Ok, but I wanna know who this is 👀
The gym's bicycle.
A legend
They accidentally brushed up against somebody's butt once for 0.002 of a lay.
Henry Cavill most likely
Maybe he’s ace 🤷♂️
Why do they have the highest number of sexual partners then?
(The real answer is that it's not even a data point)
Asexuals are the best at sex. An asexual is a completely unselfish lover. When you have sex with an asexual, it's all about you. That's why everyone wants to fuck asexuals.
Wat.
I think their point is an asexual wouldn’t have any pleasure from sex but they’d know you’d like it so that’s why they’re doing it. Like how people watch a tv show they with their GF even tho they’d rather not, it makes her happy
Idk that’s my takeaway from their comment at least
That's the chart key.
Yes, I should've included the /s
I love that linear extrapolation you know is only there to lie even more on a graph that's already a baseless correlation.
Isn't a linear extrapolation, is a linear regression.
I thought it was an average but it is slanted. I would love to see the value of the correlation coeffitient.
The R^2 on top of the graph is 0.002 lol.
Nice
Looks more like a normal distribution peaking at the max values.
The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. It feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, “Pumping Iron”
Someone should make that man governor.
Dang, imagine loving something that much and having the thing you love that much actually be a healthy activity and not something like heroin or alcoholism. What a fortunate guy.
He's full of shit.
Full of cum*
i think people's fuckscore is highly dependent on generation and territory. and of course standards. even if you think you're a terrible excuse for a human, if you are in a dense area and visible and never say no, you can rack up some points.
not sure if quantity comparison is healthy or useful.
People with low scores are always saying I’ve got low standards… /s
The hypothesis is that men want as many sexual partners as possible. I am not sure that holds true for all men on average
It doesn't. The average is like 3 or 4 per man.
Whoa TIL I'm a slut
Like at once, or over a lifetime?
In a lifetime obviously
Really? Where did you get that information? Even this chart shows that it is considerably higher than that.
So basically the statistics say that less you bench, the more you sex?
No, they say that there is no correlation.
I was cracking humor on the average, to piss on gym bros
If they could read, they'd be pissed
No, it says if you can bench press around 200 pounds you're more likely to have more sex than any other group. Probably because that's about the bench when you start looking pretty good, and feeling pretty healthy, without having to live at the gym.
The correlation with frequency of sexual activity might be stronger.
Do I count as my own sex partner?
sure if that one point helps your esteem. but what if you have multiple personalities? would that cause extra points? or fewer for you?
Higher bench press max, higher chastity 😇
Damn... this is accurate for me. I mean I wasn't ever a male ho but I just realized all during the time I was in the novice levels of gym training, I was fooling around a lot. Once I started to enter the advanced levels of training, lol things slowed down and I began looking for marriage. Now that I'm in the advanced levels of training it's one woman, no more fooling around. One thing I noticed, I did intentionally stop fooling around for a while, I was testing a theory of refraining from ejaculation to see what the results were of my gym performance, which did in fact increase.
Dang, those two dots are swinging more than kettlebells.
So, a 200-230 pound bench press is your target if you want to maximize the number of people you sleep with.
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2024
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