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Oof, shots fired.
all wounds septic
BaskinginmyownfilthThoughts doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
Oh but it would be so much more accurate. Someone please create that community.
c/MoulderingThoughts
anecdote: during the pandemic every day seemed the same. i sometimes forgot ro shower for a few days. so i put a water sensor in my shower. when i shower, it starts a macrodroid automation that records the date. another macro plans and reminds me when it's shower time.
Lieutenant Commander Data, is that you?
Nah, they didn't say anything about implementing voice activation by the command "engage".
you guys have thoughts?
An excruciating number, yes
Give them time, thoughts take longer than hope to wither and die
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I don't know how I'm going to recover from this burn...
Take a shower
I don't know this one. It might be too advanced for my Duolingo....how about
Por favor, haces una lavarse pronto!
Mustache, or huge gaping mouth?
Lukewarm water helps prevent the skin from peeling or shrinking at the burn site
Excuse me, I shower once a fortnight whether I need it or not!
My shower thoughts are always repeating cycles of "fuuuuuuuck this feels niiiiiiiiice" and "time to turn up the heat a smidge." Am I doing it wrong?
Yes. Not enough daydreaming about winning arguments, mixed with intrusive thoughts and general self-loathing.
my shower thoughts are always "God damnit get this shit over with, I want to get out of this fucking water coffin already.... I wonder what would happen if you cooked rice in milk? GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT WE HAVE STAR TREK SONIC SHOWERS YET"
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Bro u shower too much
Once a day is definitely not too much.
Excuse me, but do you know how many people I have to kill to take a shower around here?
Sir, this is a Wendy's. You're not allowed to shower around here. You have to go home to do that.
I'm only subbed because I'm too disabled to shower myself.
I don't ever have philosophical thoughts in the shower. I just think ordinary things that people usually think of outside the shower. And I shower once a week, so... yeah idk what a "shower thought" is. But I just come here for the philosophy goodness.
Similarly, people interested in philosophy (and other theoretical stuff) might take a break and think of different things like "but how's the soap made, anyway?".
I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit's complicated.
First, you need some fat. And the best fat comes from people.
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Everyone in this comment section needs to stop what they're doing and switch to Arch. I use Arch btw. Did you know that you don't have to regularly take a shower to be allowed to use Arch?
Wow. ! It's a match made under the arches of heaven !
Or don't think
Lemmy showerthoughts is the mind dump community I always wanted
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