"Sure, the elites aren't vampires, but if they were, we would have a moral imperative to give them blood."
this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2024
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Ravenous Blood Gullet 
Probably the most bullshit boss in Bloodborne. At least the Shadows live in an actual swamp
Stealing years of life from poor people for the benefit of the wealthy is already what capitalism does.
I would've done that for Lenin, if I were alive then. I guess RGB is the Lenin for liberals.
Would you have bought a Lenin Funko Pop?
Funkos are vinyl garbage with a hideous art style. I'd get one of those foot tall posable action figures of Lenin with revolutionary action
Ooh, can it karate chop?
It only punches upwards actually
I'd steal one
kinda want a whole series of revolutionary figure Funko Pops even if it's very ironically consumerist
can i donate negative days
Sometimes they almost grasp the power of organized collective action
No refunds
This is unironically just like that adrenochrome bullshit the chuds believe.
Except libs wish it were true and think it would be a good thing
I have Warhammer brain so i thought of the golden throne but this works too
Or you know....RBG could have just retired under Obama day one if she really cared. Just saying.
And that isn't even mentioning that it's terrifying how many rights we lost just because the GOP had one lucky day in 2016.
She was too racist to retire under a black president.
World of Darkness was mistaken, Masquerade would not be needed, at least not for all the Ventrue and Lasombra in dem party.
It's all Nosferatu at the highest level
I would subtract a day from every demon in Washington to save a bee
Democracy is saved if the frail old racist lady summons everyone's life force to throw a spirit bomb at frieza
This is like those boomer Facebook posts saying something like "LIKE this post to send a prayer and save a child's life"
What great man theory does to a mf
Please be a bit. If not, got another one who needs to be euthanized. Just tell him he gets to do RBG again soon.
Gelflings, have you no thought for the plight of the Skeksis?
No, I wouldnt
Democracy hinges on keeping this one skeleton reanimated over and over again. Too bad the power of necromancy belongs solely to the toothbrush confiscationists 
Adding another one to the "Alex Jones was right" counter
So she could be racist hag for longer?