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Felony conviction first thing Trump has earned in whole life (thebeaverton.com)

submitted 5 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 167 points 5 months ago

The unanimous verdict was the first popular vote he ever won

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 50 points 5 months ago

I’m so proud of him. He’s mostly a whiny, piss baby bitch, but today, he actually earned something.

[-] llamapants@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago

"Observers note that earning these felony convictions fly in the face of Trump’s long documented history of never lifting a finger to do real work in his 77 years on this planet. Despite subsisting entirely on family wealth and business connections, having his reputation as a shrewd businessman created out of whole cloth by reality TV producers, and clinching the 2016 presidential election with massive help from Russian cyber operations, Trump has finally earned a criminal conviction entirely on his own."

Gold.

[-] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

I see no parody in this.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 24 points 5 months ago

He earned the contempt of almost all of New York.

This is how he was given a golden opportunity to get in good with the Manhattan highrollers, and how he threw it away through his own stupidity, greed, and arrogance.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaellisicky/2020/10/03/how-donald-trump-took-down-bonwit-teller-a-fifth-avenue-landmark/?sh=4bfa22175f69