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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We all know they want the big D, all these "hunting" are just for show.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I crave the sweet forbidden love of the Sasquatch, there is no substitute.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this book cover.

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 7 points 2 years ago

Probably sequel to the bear one. Yearly hibernation doesn't really work for a long term relationship...

[–] prex@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I too have known unconventional love:

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

His names bigfoot not bigdick

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Know what they say about guys with big hands, feet and dicks right?

They're sasquatch....

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Damn I didn’t know I’m Sasquatch

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I was joking with my sister that maybe those super experienced outdoorsmen who encountered bigfoot, whom I've noticed are almost always older gentlemen, were just too embarrassed to say they were getting too old to continue doing woodsy stuff, so they instead say they saw Bigfoot and it scared them from going into the woods.

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

And by woodsy stuff, I assume you do mean handling Sasquatch's massive stiffy

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago
[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Humans have proportionally the biggest dicks by far out of the primates. Samsquanch probably doesn't have a big enough dick to be threatening.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago

a chimp can rip your nose off, if an ape-thing starts sprinting at you you sprint in the opposte direction. frankly if you take the time to check for an erection you're already fucked regardless