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NO LOLLYGAGGIN

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[-] hitagi@ani.social 6 points 1 year ago

POWER OVERWHELMING

[-] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20 KILO FEROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT! EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE, TO ONE-POINT-THREE PERCENT OF LIGHTSPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE A 38 KILOTON BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH. THAT MEANS, SIR ISACC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE! NOW! SERVICEMAN BURNSIDE, WHAT IS NEWTON'S FIRST LAW?

SIR! AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION, SIR!

NO CREDIT FOR PARTIAL ANSWERS MAGGOT!

SIR! UNLESS ACTED ON BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE, SIR!

DAMN STRAIGHT! I DARE TO ASSUME YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES KNOW THAT SPACE IS EMPTY. ONCE YOU FIRE THIS HUNK OF METAL, IT KEEPS GOING 'TIL IT HITS SOMETHING. THAT CAN BE A SHIP, OR THE PLANET BEHIND THAT SHIP. IT MIGHT GO OFF INTO DEEP SPACE AND HIT SOMEBODY ELSE IN 10,000 YEARS! IF YOU PULL THE TRIGGER ON THIS, YOU ARE RUINING SOMEONES DAY! SOMEWHERE AND SOMETIME! THAT IS WHY YOU CHECK YOUR DAMN TARGETS! THAT IS WHY YOU WAIT 'TIL THE COMPUTER GIVES YOU A DAMN FIRING SOLUTION. THAT IS WHY, SERVICEMAN CHUNG, WE DO NOT 'EYEBALL IT'. THIS IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION! YOU ARE NOT A COWBOY, SHOOTING FROM THE HIP!

SIR, YES SIR!

[-] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

DO NOT DESTROY VITAL TESTING APPARATUS

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago
[-] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

GUARDIANS MAKE THEIR OWN FATE

[-] pixelscience@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I'M A MIGHTY PIRATE!

[-] MDKAOD@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

EXPLOSIONS‽

[-] feral_hedgehog@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

NEED A DISPENSER HERE!

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago
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[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] rustafari@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

SCIENCE COMPELLS US TO EXPLODE THE SUN

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[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

“THAT’S THE SECOND BIGGEST MONKEY HEAD I’VE EVER SEEN!”

[-] Znarf176@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!

[-] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

"WHY DID I FOLLOW HIM...? I DON'T KNOW. WHY DO THINGS HAPPEN AS THEY DO IN DREAMS? ALL I KNOW IS THAT, WHEN HE BECKONED... I HAD TO FOLLOW HIM. FROM THAT MOMENT, WE TRAVELED TOGETHER, EAST. ALWAYS... INTO THE EAST."

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[-] Unseeliefae@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

[-] Pointy_Dorito@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

MY NAMEEEEE IS GYOBU MASATAKA ONIWA!!!!!!

[-] PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago
[-] root@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

[-] Kolash@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

CATCH A RIDE!

GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAARGH

[-] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

DOOR STUCK!

[-] adrianmalacoda@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING. CRY, THAT THERE IS NO ANSWER!

[-] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

YOUR HOME BED WAS MISSING OR OBSTRUCTED

[-] fred@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I FEEL IT! I FEEL THE COSMOS

[-] Herbil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

AAH, KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM... DO YOU HEAR OUR PRAYERS? AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE VACUOUS ROM, GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES! PLANT EYES ON OUR BRAINS TO CLEANSE OUR BEASTLY IDIOCY!

[-] sqrambledeggs@lemdit.com 4 points 1 year ago

MAJESTIC! A HUNTER IS A HUNTER EVEN IN A DREAM.

AWWWWOOOOOOO

[-] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 4 points 1 year ago

NO. "VAMP" ISN'T FOR "VAMPIRE", IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BISEXUAL.

[-] ForynGilnith@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!?!?

  • MISTER TORGUE
[-] Nemoder@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
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[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] PixelOfLife@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

VOODOO 1, VIPER'S ON STATION. YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE, PILOT. THE SKIES BELONG TO ME. NOWHERE TO RUN, NOWHERE TO HIDE.

KAIRI'S INSIDE ME?

[-] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

DEFINITION: 'LOVE' IS MAKING A SHOT TO THE KNEES OF A TARGET 120 KILOMETERS AWAY USING AN ARATECH SNIPER RIFLE WITH A TRI-LIGHT SCOPE. LOVE IS KNOWING YOUR TARGET, PUTTING THEM IN YOUR TARGETING RETICULE, AND TOGETHER, ACHIEVING A SINGULAR PURPOSE AGAINST STATISTICALLY LONG ODDS.

[-] AlexDawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

HYA! HUH! HA!

[-] ElleChaise@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

DO A BARREL ROLL!

[-] TommySalami@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS

[-] meejle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

THE WORST OF TIMES ARE WHEN LAWYERS HAVE TO FORCE THEIR BIGGEST SMILES!!!

[-] owiseedoubleyou@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[-] itsmaxyd@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I HAVE NOT. COME THIS FAR.. TO DIE NOW!

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