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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 98 points 4 months ago

All Rudy had to do was sit back and not involve himself with Trump.

He could be sitting in a fancy Manhattan condo drinking expensive scotch and drunk dialling his cousin but he had to throw it all away.

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

He could be sitting in a fancy Manhattan condo drinking expensive scotch and drunk dialling his ~~cousin~~ ex-wives but he had to throw it all away.

FTFY

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Has he married multiple cousins?

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago

Holy shit - I totally missed that his first wife was his second cousin 😨

Now I have to apologize for stepping on your joke

Sorry 🫣

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

As far as I know she’s still his cousin.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

You didn't step on it; you assisted his layup.

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

What a fucking degenerate.

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

To be completely transparent, I replied "yes" as a joke. I don't know if all his exes are cousins. I do know that at least one is, though.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Plus the loss of respect. I know he surrounds himself with fellow scum, but he was "America's Mayor" after 9-11 and his shitty tendencies were mostly ignored by everyone. Hard to believe, but it was true...

[-] sxan@midwest.social 9 points 4 months ago

Fucker grabbed that tail, and once he had a hold, he couldn't let go lest he be eaten.

I hate the comparison; Trump's as much a tiger as I am a blancmange. But his base are like pirhanna, and there's no apt metaphor involving dumb, swarming fish.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I dunno. I wouldn’t want to get bitten by a Hump headed parrot fish

[-] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 4 months ago

Put me down as preferring to no be bitten by anything.

That's one unattractive fish.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 28 points 4 months ago

Giuliani got lucky when a reporter named Jimmy Breslin broke a the story on a big scandal involing a local Democratic bigwig. That was what lead him to winning the New York City Mayor's race. As Mayor he was famous for bullying civil servants and arresting the homeless.

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yup, 100% a piece of shit. That black stuff running down his empty skull a few years back? Haha shoe polish!!... No friend, that was what simulates a brain in his decrepit shitbag body, leaking.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago

Cut his stipend back to 700/month and see how quickly he shapes the fuck up.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Uh.. start collecting?

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 4 months ago

At what point does the court assign someone to have power of attorney to carry out the court-ordered steps toward restitution? Is such a thing possible? I have to think that it is.

[-] Kethal@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago
[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago

Nope. They served him his indictment papers at his eightieth birthday party as convicted criminal Steve Bannon watched.

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

You forgot to add the part where Rudy Colludy was taunting AZ about process evasion on Xitter literally hours before getting served.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 18 points 4 months ago

God, I hope you're not joking. I can't tell; that could be an Onion title.

[-] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago
[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

The "four seasons" gaffe is still the height of Giuliani's comedy career, but this is up there.

[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Can confirm. They legally crashed his birthday party.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

That whole group of trash must feel like they're the coolest kids on the block.

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