Someone should probably hire this guy a personal protective agent. Just saying.
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Stay away from windows and elevator shafts too
Explaining the new rules (and retraining the clients,) is all part of the PPA’s job.
And everyone else should take out a life insurance policy on them.
Wait… we can take out life insurance policies on random people?!
#BirthOfASerialKiller….
Even the name is disgusting
Good luck not getting caught.
Insurance companies really do not like paying out.
Get caught doing what? Murder? Dead peasant policies are totally legal.
Get life insurance. Hire hitman. Pay hitman with the life insurance money.
🎵 It's the circle of life... 🎵
yes, but you start having enough workplace accidents to pay things off... they're gonna ask questions.
Like this? https://workdaymagazine.org/court-slams-walmarts-use-of-dead-peasant-insurance
- Good thing we don't have Walmarts anymore! Oh, wait...........
Like how if all your whistleblowers start dropping dead?
Kickstarter?
RIP new whistle-blower 5/9-5/9 he will be missed
Welp, he's dead
Our condolences to his family.
There seem to be some similarities between Boeing whistleblowers and the Final Destination movies right now. This guy should go live in a padded cell.
The light fixture is faulty, causing a spark which sets the padding on fire.
If I was a Boeing whistleblower I would be live streaming my life, mentioning every hour that I feel fine and not suicidal, and hiring someone for minimum wage to just hangout with me every night with the only job to call 911 if something happens
Man, then they'd have a minimum-wage worker to pin it on.
"Boeing whistle-blower found dead in apparent murder-suicide" keeps the Final Destination death list fresh.
Damn it. Stop finding ways to kill me!
Would probably draw pretty good views too. Could probably live off it for a while or at least until they come...
Maybe I can get someone who works for the hurrstory channel to announce teasers. Will he be alive next week?
I think the safest place for him would be ... right next to Tony Todd.