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[–] ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social 69 points 2 years ago (3 children)

By the way, if you're drinking more than 8 cups of coffee a day there's a good chance that you're self-medicating for ADHD and you should get checked out.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I keep drinking all this coffee and it just makes me sleepy

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Same. So much coffee and it just doesn't keep me from getting sleepy/tired

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That's kinda an adhd thing too. Cocaine just made me chill and destroy my high score in Snake. Stimulants affect us differently.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You'd probably like molly. I'm adhd and I get all chill but I still get the heightened sensory pleasure so it's like imagine the cosiest blanket you've ever had to touch. Asphalt is about twice as cosy. Now cuddling up in bed is perfect bliss.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eh, for me molly felt like LSD without the visuals. I'd rather have LSD.

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[–] gimpchrist@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I love cocaine so much

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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Hi. I'm on Medicaid (thank you ACA, and thank you Republican governor for not being a complete shitheel like your compatriots in Kansas and Iowa). It's pretty great for everyday things, but one thing it doesn't cover? Psychological diagnostic testing. And my PCP doesn't recommend starting meds at my age (mid-forties).

So… coffee it is I guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It might be worth paying out of pocket for a potential life altering diagnosis. Easier said than done depending on your personal finances.

There are also newer non-stimulant meds if age/heart health is an issue, and some off-label drugs that GP doctors can prescribe that could help as well (Wellbutrin comes to mind).

Good luck out there 🫡

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[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Still trying to figure out if the link between B12 deficiency and adhd holds any real merit. Cause if it does imma start eating that shit like you're not supposed to eat Tic-Tacs.

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 67 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Fyi

  • R - ar

  • B - bee

  • D - dee

  • W - double yoo

  • E - ee

  • F - ef

  • L - el

  • M - em

  • N - en

  • X - eks

  • S - ess

  • I - eye

  • A - ey

  • H - eych

  • J - jay

  • G - jee

  • K - kay

  • Q - kyoo

  • O - oh

  • P - pee

  • C - see

  • T - tee

  • V - vee

  • Y - why

  • U - yoo

  • Z - zee

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm so impressed. Hold me closer Tony Danza.

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[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The problem is this is still alphabetical phonetically. You need to alphabetize the phenomes using the new alphabet, not the old one.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Oh, that alphabet…

  • Ⱥ - arlup

  • β - bixen

  • ¢ - cromble

  • Ð - daxit

  • € - eklar

  • ₣ - flixor

  • Ɠ - gorple

  • Ⱨ - hixem

  • Ĩ - izzen

  • Ĵ - jixtop

  • Ƙ - krumble

  • Ⱡ - lixen

  • ₥ - mixle

  • ℕ - nixor

  • Ø - oxal

  • ₱ - ploxe

  • Q̣ - quixix

  • Ɍ - rixar

  • § - slixen

  • Ŧ - tixar

  • Ü - ulxen

  • ₩ - vixor

  • ₓ - wixen

  • Ɏ - xixal

  • Σ - yixen

  • ℤ - zixar

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

wixen tixar flixor

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is the second instance of E supposed to be A?

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah, probably, I fixed it

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

R - ar

B - bee

X - eks

W - double yoo

N - en

F - ef

L - el

M - em

E - epstein

D - didnt

K - kill

H - himself

A - ey

I - eye

J - jay

G - jee

S - ess

Q - kyoo

O - oh

P - pee

C - see

T - tee

V - vee

Y - why

U - yoo

Z - zee

Ftfy

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

R - ar

X - eks

W - double yoo

N - en

L - el

E - epstein

D - didnt

K - kill

H - himself

A - ey

I - eye

J - jet

F - fuel

C - can’t

M - melt

S - steel

B - buildings

G - jee

Q - kyoo

O - oh

P - pee

T - tee

V - vee

Y - why

U - yoo

Z - zee

FtFtfyfy

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Where's A

You missed out the first letter, how do you miss out the first letter.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

probably the second E that's pronounced "ey"

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

She has become the Kwisatz Haderach.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Lisan al gaib!

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[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Ha! Amateur."

Philip J. Fry, probably

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Bahaha this was the very next post in my feed,

, and your comment works with either one of them.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 years ago
[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don't you find it a little convenient that the alphabet is in alphabetical order?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (3 children)

My local library once alphabetized the M titles by merging Mac and Mc names, and I just about lost it.

[–] shuzuko@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I almost reflexively downvoted you because that's honestly horrible

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[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is this the new iamveryrandom kind of post?

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] ultimitchow@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

you wouldn't understand it if you've never had enough caffeine to smear your feeble human mind across the endless plane of the past, present, and future

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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah, that's the time knife. We've all seen it.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This seems more like methamphetamine to me than coffee.

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[–] ElCanut@jlai.lu 11 points 2 years ago

THE SPICE MUST FLOW 🪱

[–] dank953@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And yet, 9 cups is still rookie numbers.

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[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

ITT standard meth behavior

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago

Are you sure coffee is all you've had?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago

Meth BcColl

[–] pb42184@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Nine?

Amateur

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] jose1324@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I dont even drink coffee. I do take stimulants tho!

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