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[-] plinky@hexbear.net 88 points 2 months ago

Performing your faith as a public show? Failing at the first hurdle jesus-cleanse

[-] gunter@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Praying on street corners is a paddlin'

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 86 points 2 months ago

the onion couldn't make this shit up

British comedian Russell Brand, facing allegations of rape and sexual assault from multiple women, doubled down on his commitment to Christianity over the weekend.

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/movies/story/2024-04-29/russell-brand-baptized-christianity-rape-sexual-assault-allegations

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago

That article omits that Bear Grylls was there when he got baptized for some reason lol

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 25 points 2 months ago
[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

revealed he was baptized Sunday in the River Thames.

It sounds like he was.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Baptized in Shit is a sick album by crust band Extinction of Mankind

[-] Rascabin@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 months ago

This punk ass had me in the first half watching his YouTube for a bit. He's no different from the people he talked smack on. Sellout loser, i hope they throw the book at him.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

He's NOT the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 66 points 2 months ago

Get Him to the Greek (Orthodox) kelly

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago

Forgetting Sarah Marshall's Consent

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 54 points 2 months ago

the only surprising thing about predators fleeing to bornagain churches is how it only occurs to them after they're exposed like everyone knows the church will help predators, he could've done this decades ago

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

I was for some reason given tickets to see him talk around 2014, and he wouldn't shut the fuck up about god so honestly i thought he already was 'Christian'

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I mean is this incorrect, historically speaking?

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

i'm failing to parse this, are we agreeing? or debating if abusers don't come to churches before getting caught? they definitely do, it's just weird that someone like Brand could see the proverbial big flashing billboard advertising they're pro-abuse, while being an abuser, and not think to sign up

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was more referencing how the Catholic Church deliberately and secretly protected child molesters for decades

I think I also misunderstood what you were saying

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

stalin-approval ah ok d'accord

[-] davel@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago

New Atheist grifters not jumping into bed with Christian nationalists challenge (impossible)

Godless grifters: How the New Atheists merged with the far right

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What timeline is this?biden-horror

[-] whatup@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Every fake-leftist grifter online winds up converting to Catholicism.

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

The family he married into told you all about the circles he moved in and just how left he was.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Ugh, I have a relative who loves his podcast (and Joe Rogan)

So fucking cringe I hate how these assholes grift people close to me

[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Guess that when people with actual convictions figured out that he was just a venal prick they stopped being as nice to him. He has been trying so damn hard to be the cool radical who stands up to the man for his entire career, harder sell when the guy is older than the parents of the people he is trying to impress and lech on.

Not sure if this is the same as the Dawkins cultural Christian shtick (99% just Islamophobia), Brand seems like the kind of guy that would fall for the love bombing that churches give converts.

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Smart move. Only god can save him at this point...oh wait if she exists, she prolly doesn't like any of this shit. Oh well.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

He went balls deep into the CHUD grifting scene. Go get those Christo-fascist clicks.

DEEPLY UNSERIOUS

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

Brand is indeed a challenge has been. But is he the biggest?

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

what a prick lmao

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He'll be dating Dasha within 6 months

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

He’s gonna say “you can’t even say you’re Christian anymore” when they arrest him or cancel him or whatever they call it.

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