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submitted 6 months ago by ValueSubtracted@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 28 points 6 months ago

[-] bryan@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 6 months ago

I honestly cannot read the fine print… 😆

[-] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

Maybe you should upscale it with ai

[-] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 8 points 6 months ago

[-] TetraVega@lemmings.world 3 points 6 months ago

Don't worry you're not supposed to

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

[-] wahming@monyet.cc 10 points 6 months ago

* If the first phaser shot doesn't kill, we promise a second one within 2 hours, no extra charge!

[-] neo@feddit.de 2 points 6 months ago

**If you are on a budget, ask us about our Disruptor Plans™ and save a lot of money with only a bit of suffering.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 5 points 6 months ago

Oof. 😆

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Your widow will have all of her needs taken care of

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

So, like, get beamed on a planet and eaten by the monster of the week?

[-] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 4 points 6 months ago

The dream!

this post was submitted on 03 May 2024

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