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Dear Mario... (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by Clbull@lemmy.world to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 53 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This made me laugh much louder than it had any right to

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 38 points 7 months ago

It’s Mario’s expression that makes it hilarious.

[–] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only one 😂 I thought the exact same thing

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

The look of shame in the last panel was what really set me off lol

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Peach is a bit more endowed in the last frame than I remember.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 16 points 7 months ago

Peach got some peaches.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Factory beef farming has come to the Mushroom Kingdom

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sigh, unzip

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Up until now, I was very happy that it seemed like this tired, bad joke had stayed in the shithole of Reddit where it belongs…

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

She says at the end "Let's go make that cake." After all that bullshit with the penguin and sand and water she now expects Mario to give a shit about using a KitchenAid and piping fondant. Don't care if it's bombass pussy she can go get fucked.

[–] Acronychal@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

The letter was bait from Bowser. She didn't have access to her baking materials. I would help her bake it, but I would need a lot of direction.

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I think getting fucked was the idea

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mama Mia! That is a-one fucked up a-cake!

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

I heard it perfectly in my head.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

bet it still tastes great.

[–] simple@lemm.ee -4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Reminds me of this great shitpost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffCPEo7SZIo