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It really seems like satire, but based off the guy's profile and normal posts I don't think it is.

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[-] governorkeagan 98 points 8 months ago

Am I the only one who didn’t read “cult” first?

[-] Sho@sh.itjust.works 36 points 8 months ago

Nope, it was the furtherest word from my mind ha.

[-] sp451@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 8 months ago

No, you are not. Apparently in my letter repository the N is more famous than the L :)

[-] plz1@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

That's the point.

I came in expecting a post about Aussies' favorite greeting/compliment/insult, and was let down.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 83 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Customers attack those who buy Android

"Yeah 'cunt' seems about right"

CULT

"oh"

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 51 points 8 months ago

Proud member of the Linux cu*t here

[-] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Newbie linux cu*t here!

[-] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago
[-] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Marketing and clicks. People love being able to fill in with their own judgment as well. Look at how one of the top comments is someone reading the Apple one and saying “I thought they were cunts.” It allows them to feel superior, and allows their ideas to be reinforced.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

The hard L. May people who can't spell R have their sl*r too?

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

It's a joke.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 8 months ago

I thought the C word in question was going to be "customer"

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago

Cunstomer is the first word any frontline worker learns

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

that’s not quite four letters

[-] protist@mander.xyz 18 points 8 months ago

My job is "growing your business and brand on LinkedIn"

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

Another shitfluencer, huh.

[-] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I mean… he’s clearly doing something right on that front. Whether we like it or not, his shitposts work. It’s the same for me. I started posting more on my LinkedIn because I noticed our VP was on it heavily and just tag the company… middle management here I come!

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

He also isnt fucking wrong.

You want people to feel special, like buying your product brings them into an exclusive club, a club that now becomes part of your identity.

I was a bouncer for years and Nightclubs dont have guest lists and VIP areas for nothing. People who can walk past the line, and dont have to pay the cover charge spend way more money because we make them feel like a somebody. Which clubs you're on "the list" at matters to some people.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago

A cu*t is how you keep your name in their minds

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

A cu*t is how you keep customers coming (back).

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Curt? Yeah, fuck that guy!

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I have Adidas daily shoes and Nike running shoes. It is my small way to bring peace into this world.

[-] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Adidas shoes and Nike sock wearer. Or sometimes Nike shoes and adidas socks. My gym hated me.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Underarmor and New Balance. Fite me.

[-] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Is he wrong tho?

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 0 points 8 months ago

Maybe it is only my personal opinion. But, what this guy calls cult, I call “a group of suckers.” Because these people will always get shortchanged for sucking up to one company or one brand.

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 0 points 7 months ago

Well to be fair Apple fans are kind of a cult lol

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