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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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It really seems like satire, but based off the guy's profile and normal posts I don't think it is.

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

My job is "growing your business and brand on LinkedIn"

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

Another shitfluencer, huh.

[–] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean… he’s clearly doing something right on that front. Whether we like it or not, his shitposts work. It’s the same for me. I started posting more on my LinkedIn because I noticed our VP was on it heavily and just tag the company… middle management here I come!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

He also isnt fucking wrong.

You want people to feel special, like buying your product brings them into an exclusive club, a club that now becomes part of your identity.

I was a bouncer for years and Nightclubs dont have guest lists and VIP areas for nothing. People who can walk past the line, and dont have to pay the cover charge spend way more money because we make them feel like a somebody. Which clubs you're on "the list" at matters to some people.