Anon can't sleep : greentext

[-] starman@programming.dev 180 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Anon's roomate:

wanna go to the bathroom

this weirdo redneck is in his room as always

askforpermission.tar.gz

head to bathroom

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BEAUTIFUL TECHNOLOGY PIECE RIGHT THERE

mfw I see the most amazing monitor in my life

gonna buy it rn

nicemonitoranon.rpm

try to act normally

go out of anon's room

RUN TO THE MONITOR SHOP

shit myself on the way, because i forgot to poop

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 10 months ago

.tar.gz

Vintage!

[-] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 54 points 10 months ago

tar.gz is considered vintage

oh no

[-] maor@lemmy.org.il 17 points 10 months ago

get-with-the-times-old-man.tar.xz

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 10 months ago

You don't mess with my awkward to use compression format. I'm not learning another one.

[-] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

does-it-really-matter-what-you-compress-your-tarballs-with.tar.rar

[-] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

B-b-bu-but I use Arch... b-btw...

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 10 months ago

Last time I ran into .tar.gz, I was programming in COBOL!

[-] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago

Go to the releases page of any Github repository. Source code is served in a .tar.gz archive.

Look for Linux software, a lot of its sourcecode and packages are compressed into a .tar.gz archive.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

Neat! I just started learning a little Linux to start up my little Pi home server. It’s been very interesting! And complicated. I am not good at docker. I have had zero success porting-any-tainers.

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

.tar.Z is even more so.

[-] jannis@feddit.de 22 points 10 months ago

nicemonitoranon.rpm

Found the Fedora/OpenSUSE user

[-] starman@programming.dev 0 points 10 months ago

I replaced Fedora with Arch on my PC, but it will always remain in my heart ❤️

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

Monitor was so nice he forgot to poop.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Anon's roomie has ADHD confirmed?

[-] joucker29@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Idk why but this is very funny to me

[-] starman@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago

Nice to hear that, it was supposed to be funny :P

[-] Transcendant@lemmy.world 145 points 10 months ago

I think they were all just curious about what OPs room looked like / what he does in there all the time, and that room mate was either the one who volunteered or the one who lost the bet

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 81 points 10 months ago

At least pretend to take a pee then.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 10 months ago

Politeness pee only marginally differentiates from territorial pissing.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 101 points 10 months ago

Maybe he's autistic like OP

[-] lars@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Asking seriously, respectfully, and curiously because you’re so upvoted. Is “can I [not] use your bathroom [behind two closed doors, even though I already have access to another bathroom]?” a show of some signs of autism?

[-] NOSin@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago

Would be the opposite actually An autistic person would probably just ask Can I see your room anon ? And f off without saying more afterwards, if they even managed to actually go and ask in the first place

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 14 points 10 months ago

I'm just trying to stay in character, I don't mean it sincerely.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I don't think so, this is just a popular meme on 4chan.

[-] liztliss@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

What if the other bathroom was in use??

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 92 points 10 months ago

Living alone

Roommates

Pick one

[-] ChexMax@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure they're saying it's their first time away from family. That's a common expression where I'm from meaning you're no longer in your family home / unsupported.

[-] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

I feel like more and more people are "living alone with roommates" well into their 30s. Affording an apartment on your own is pretty well impossible, at least where I live. People staying with abusive toxic partners because at least living together they have a roof over their heads.

[-] gonzo0815@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Shared kitchen but individual bathrooms? So something in between maybe?

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Possibly. I have a private bathroom but share a kitchen and I would never say I live alone though.

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

housemates

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Schizophrenia

[-] liztliss@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago

Maybe they needed to shit, saw the proximity of the toilet to the bedroom area, and decided not to stink bomb poor anon

[+] WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

Anon, your roommate was just really fuckin high. The other bathroom probably wasn't even occupado, they just thought it was because they were really fuckin high. Seeing your bathroom and speaking to you was so distracting they forgot what they were doing.

[-] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago

Me when i was way too high on the zaza stumbling to the bathroom and my cat appears around the corner for pets. I laid on the floor petting him for 2 hours before i remembered i had to pee.

[-] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They see anons screen. They know anon watches porn , and that's the reason anon is always couped up inside the room.

They think anon is a creep.

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 18 points 10 months ago

rule 69: if a boy owns a monitor there is porn on it

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 10 months ago

What a slanderous remark. I will have you know mine is minimised currently.

Also the work laptop is probably monitored, so never on that.

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

More like they see 4chan open in the guy's browser and think, "crap, this guy spanks it to BBC Hitler loli porn in here" and skedaddled.

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