Three guns and no butt.

Dairy is a dangerous business, what if you encounter cows with guns

You cant shoot diabetes

Look at this discount Hank Hill

As someone with lower back problems, that looks AMAZINGLY uncomfortable.

"I want to carry a gun that leaves me in pain every time I sit down. Every Time."

All of that other nonsense and he's not even wearing boots? What the hell? Oh, never mind. There's a bulge. There's another gun on his ankle.

If he's going to a wheel gun competition he could still be a fairly normal guy in most open carry states. Otherwise it's pretty silly.

The cows didn't. Cause they weren't armed.
You don't want to end up like a dairy cow, do you?

"Thought I got out unscathed... But looks like a damn liberal SHIT my pants again!"