Spoiler alert: its all of them.
If it ain’t a Senator on that piff it’s definitely a staffer or a cop.
Not the WH chef though. That dudes a beast.
What a waste of everyone's time
The scuttlebutt in DC circles is the cocaine was a USSS agent's and they are covering it up.
Well if there is one group we can trust it is annoymous sources from beltway insiders.
Nice use of scuttlebutt.
It was quietly returned to the rightful owner.
We had evidence collected but then Steve had a bit. Then Gary had a go at it. Mark got a nose bleed after his line. So then Carl, naturally, had to make sure it wasn’t murderous cocaine and had himself a bump. Then we all did one together, you know, for team building and what not.
Well, in the end, all the evidence has somehow, magically disappeared…right under our noses. We’re all very shocked. Gary’s a bit jittery.
Because, as we know, every square inch of that place isn't under surveillance.
I know warehouses and office spaces with cameras that capture literally everything with off the shelf devices. How can they not have at minimum 2MP 22FPS of every square inch of that space. I simply don't understand.
If it had been anthrax or something awful, a bomb, an empty pipe.... They have no way of knowing who put it there? Absurd.
Seems kinda silly. I know they HAVE to investigate, but I'd imagine that once they realized it was cocaine and not anthrax, things would just fizzle out like this.
My god, who the fuck cares? Why does this even matter?
No leads or too many leads?
gonna see a very surly crackhead make the news any day now
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