Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn't feel like a challenge to me
There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where's all your food going people?!
It's our first (that I'm aware of) fediverse meta! Awww, look at how we've grown.
This is the founding myth we need!
Ok level with me what if we all pooped in a submarine?
"Someone let me out of this submarine Perogi took a shit on the floor and it stinks!"
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I mean, if you're going to be stuck in a submarine while oxygen is running out, it would be great if you could avoid pooping.
Luckily they didn't have to go through that ordeal.
Death before submarine poop.
