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[-] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 96 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Microwave : boils water
Stovetop : boils water
Electric stovetop : boils water
Induction stovetop : boils water
Electric kettle : boils water
Open flame : boils water

Bri'ish "people" : *pretending they have any sense of taste* "mIcRoWavE wA'eR taSte difFerenT."

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 49 points 8 months ago

Brits will scoff at microwaved water then straight up eat mushy peas at dinner.

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago

Is this some kind of beans on toast thing I'm too colonies to understand?

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yeah I will never at all understand this weird superiority complex in the way in which people boil fucking water of all things. The result is the same.

The reason why a kettle is nice is because it boils a large quantity of water quickly. If you only want a single cup, then a microwave is a great option if you don't have or want a kettle.

[-] li10@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

You’ve missed the way that British people actually boil water though, thus missing the true reason that we’re superior.

[-] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

We get it, you boil water with your anus.

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[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago

Bri'ish people: Conquer half of the world in the name of spices

Also Bri'ish people: Refuse to season food

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Aye, we season our world-class curries with newspaper and high fructose corn syrup aye

[-] androogee@midwest.social 11 points 8 months ago

"our" curries

Damn, the empire mindset alive and well lmao

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Our curries. Conceived by British people. Whose families may have come come from other countries. You know. British people

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[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

Don't get high on your own supply

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[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

This isn’t true, Americans make tea by boiling a stovetop kettle pouring that into a pitcher with 5 teabags adding 1-3 cups of sugar after about 3 minutes and then filling that pitcher to the top with hot tap water. And then pouring that over ice after about 5 minutes

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[-] nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works 35 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Americans who drink tea generally use a stovetop kettle. Sometimes they use an electric one. But what does it matter how the water gets hot, if the water's hot? Microwave radiation doesn't leave a taste in water or something

[-] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Boiling it with some kind of kettle can make minerals drop out of solution, but I really doubt it would make a significant taste difference unless the kettle is attached to copper piping leading to a catch basin (aka a still).

[-] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

What if it turns out that Bri'ish people just use pure lead kettles.

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[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Electric kettles have been available at every American ~~supermarket~~ superstore for literal decades.

Yes they aren't ubiquitous here in the way they are in the UK and elsewhere, but they're absolutely not a rarity at all.

Sincerely, somebody who has been using an electric kettle for almost two decades.

edit: wrong word. I meant places like Walmart, not places like Safeway.

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[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

No we don’t. We don’t drink tea at all

[-] lukecooperatus@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

You kid, but I really do find this stereotype of Americans fascinating in it's persistence. Every supermarket I've been to in America during the last decade has a tea section that is double the size of the coffee section next to it. These stores wouldn't be stocking like that if Americans weren't buying a ton of tea, but yet the idea of America being a tea desert continues.

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

it's not that they don't drink tea, it's that they drink it wrong

[-] DragonAce@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I bet it drives you nuts that we folks in the southern US like to drink our tea sweet as hell and ice cold.

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[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

Lol, no we don't. We just don't drink tea. Unless you're in the south n it's more sugar water than tea.

[-] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

Southerners are actually 2/3 hummingbird

[-] Rinna@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

I have an electric kettle and actually go out of my way to get good tea thank you.

[-] Kyatto@leminal.space 11 points 8 months ago

I have an electric kettle, AND I season my food, lol

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 8 months ago

I’m British and was shocked to learn that other countries don’t even have 3000W electric kettles.

[-] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Just put the kettle on top of your Intel laptop...

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[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Britain, do you really want to compare appliances?

I could put most of your fridges in my fridge.

I could put the whole bayuex tapestry in my washing machine.

I don't even know if y'all can fit scrooge's Christmas bird in your ovens.

I'm kidding around but the one thing y'all definitely have is better kettles that's for damn sure.

[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Are the things you listed supposed to be positives? It's so weird to me that Americans like everything to be gigantic.

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[-] Sertou@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

I use a kettle at home, but I’ve used a microwave at work. I don’t understand what’s remotely laughable about doing so. Boiling water is boiling water.

I’ll tell what is laughable is how America restaurants typically serve hot tea. They draw a small metal container of hot water from the spigot on the side of the coffee maker, and bring it to the table with an empty cup and a teabag. By the time the bag goes in the water, the water is far too cold to infuse properly.

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[-] derf82@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

It actually doesn’t make that big of difference. It is more likely Americans don’t have kettles because we drink more coffee and have drip coffee brewers instead.

https://youtu.be/_yMMTVVJI4c

We use a kettle here in the states and it’s just fine. But it’s mostly used for French press coffee.

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[-] Criscofingers@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Most people I know use a kettle as well as I. Hailing from Michigan!!

[-] ExfilBravo@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

I have a machine that keeps hot water on tap. You peasants heat your water up? I pour mine in the cup already boiling hot from the tap. Kettles are so 90s early 2000s.

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

The hot water coming out of the tap isn't supposed to be boiling.

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[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 7 points 8 months ago

I only make tea with water from Boston Harbor.

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