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[-] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 242 points 4 months ago

It didn't change anything for me...

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 98 points 4 months ago

I think it's only worrying if it makes your code look better.

[-] Rinna@lemm.ee 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Wonder what will happen if we put Yandere Simulator's code in there.

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

i think the problem there is more structural than formatting

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 54 points 4 months ago

I got an email from the devs asking for style advice.

[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Congrats...

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 85 points 4 months ago

Why use this tool? Just hire some of the people from my dev team.

[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I got a couple of guys you can borrow as well; fuck shit up real nice

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago

So it's just a wrapper for prettier?

[-] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

Buuurrrnnnn

[-] midori@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago
[-] Toldry@lemmy.world 68 points 4 months ago
[-] HangingFruit@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago
[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

The addition of comments makes this radioactive to the one kind of person who wouldn't mind reading ugly code.

[-] nachtigall@feddit.de 25 points 4 months ago

So basically GNU style formatting?

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago

Bet it adds { on the next line.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 21 points 4 months ago

See the example someone else posted. It does as you say but only some times!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 months ago

Inconsistentcy is key for good shitification!

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Programmer is insufficiently polite

- INTERCAL

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 22 points 4 months ago

Someone seems to have run this on the UI of Twitter during its conversion into X.

And Reddit too.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

It went from Twitter to Xitter to Xittier.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 3 points 4 months ago

When will it hurry up to become Xhittiest and then we can all be done with it!? :-P

[-] eatham@aussie.zone 13 points 4 months ago

Is this available for Android studio

[-] gingernate@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

It is android studio

[-] Magister@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Like the good old BASIC compactor we had in the 80s, and this also exists for Javascript, replace all variables with a to z then aa to az etc if more than 26, compact every line with ';' etc in the end it's uneradable

[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

This is not a minifier

[-] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

I expect this to be non-deterministic with random amounts of whitespace each time you run it

[-] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Any recommendations? I think a collection of tools like this would make for a hilarious local meetup.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 6 points 4 months ago

Honestly.. clean code can be hard to read. It's sometimes easier to recognise certain parts in shitty code because it has a more distinctive appearance.

[-] brian@programming.dev 17 points 4 months ago

this guy writes shitty code

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 4 months ago

... What? Code quality is "does it work" followed by readability, only then do you get into performance and other things

Good code is better than shitty code by definition.

[-] 7heo@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago
this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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