I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.
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this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.
Space piracy.
To be honest, I'm not sure, maybe trespassing or maybe tax evasion if the player is a citizen of some country?
I'll be locked up for massacring an army of undead, monkeys, dragons, elementals, and more - all to the thrumming beat of my own heart.
I'm not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I'll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.
Same. We can always sacrifice them for a faith boost if they keep asking questions.
I'm wanted for 700$ dead or alive for robbery, murder, assault, tresspassing and accidentaly crashing into people with my horse
Trying to prevent fires in Shoshone.
Doing some dodgy PMC incursions into a chaotic ex-Russian territory feels a bit too close to a real life situation. So I guess I'm getting arrested for looting.
I've been playing payday 2.. the list is far too long to say it all
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~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.
I am the Postal dude.
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Bullying masked monkeys killsquads.
Those pearls are mine, motherfuckers.
Title
Rain World
Sinking 76,000 tons of allied shipping in the Atlantic.
Delivering packages, and running away from creeps trying to steal my packages.