It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!

Pushing a goblin off a roof.

Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?

Hang gliding into a party of monsters and ruining their day with my "1337 aer1al 4rch3ry 5k1llz"

Probably something among the lines of water runoff and cleaning chemicals in said water (Powerwashing Simulator)

Rance

Sweats profusely

Dog fighting

Space piracy.

Casting area-of-effect spells recklessly

I'm wanted for 700$ dead or alive for robbery, murder, assault, tresspassing and accidentaly crashing into people with my horse

I've been playing payday 2.. the list is far too long to say it all

Sinking 76,000 tons of allied shipping in the Atlantic.

Hauling around the corpses of the people I murdered to perform profane rituals on them to raise an undead army

Brandishing a prawn against a Knight and a king.

Palworld - animal abuse, enslavement of both animals and humans, illegal manufacture and possession of firearms, murder

Um.... Maybe building a house and moving the landscaping without a permit? (Animal crossing)

Fuck, i Last played Rinworld, so all of the warcrimes

Genocide of millions of creatures. (Vampire Survivors)

Nothing as I was legally sanctioned by the council to work above the law for them

Wiring some logic gates?

I mean, a pupil got arrested once for building a clock from scratch.