Hauling around the corpses of the people I murdered to perform profane rituals on them to raise an undead army

Blasting bad guys and their bosses to bits in my trusty starfighter.

Animal Homicide (Hundreds of cases) and Cockfighting

Squatting - Nightingale

Building an army of futuristic battle robots and an artillery cannon and shooting a likewise enemy army to smithereens

Brandishing a prawn against a Knight and a king.

rape

Poaching various wildlife and crafting dangerous weapons out of thier remains. Also possibly B&E, theft, & manslaughter, depending on what sort of lawyers those bandits have.

The Queen's impatience.

...subverting human civilisation to employ post-singularity femtotechnology in the conversion of all matter throughout observable universe into paperclips...

Imprisoning and enslaving animals to fight for my own amusement

CK3 after the end mod

Arrested for storming Washington in the name of Father Franklin

just walking from michel delving to celondim

Palworld - animal abuse, enslavement of both animals and humans, illegal manufacture and possession of firearms, murder

Unlawful tampering with the timeline and a couple counts of deicide. (Last Epoch)

Um.... Maybe building a house and moving the landscaping without a permit? (Animal crossing)

Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.

Robbing a stagecoach.

Zombie genocide.