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[–] artic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago
[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

I'll be locked up for massacring an army of undead, monkeys, dragons, elementals, and more - all to the thrumming beat of my own heart.

[–] pig_master@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Working with terrorists to blow up the main sources of power for the worlds largest city.

[–] Matombo@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Animal Homicide (Hundreds of cases) and Cockfighting

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Poaching various wildlife and crafting dangerous weapons out of thier remains. Also possibly B&E, theft, & manslaughter, depending on what sort of lawyers those bandits have.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Catching them all.

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.

[–] N_Crow@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

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[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I'll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

To be honest, I'm not sure, maybe trespassing or maybe tax evasion if the player is a citizen of some country?

[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 2 points 1 year ago

Doing some dodgy PMC incursions into a chaotic ex-Russian territory feels a bit too close to a real life situation. So I guess I'm getting arrested for looting.

[–] drengbarazi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Bullying masked monkeys killsquads.

Those pearls are mine, motherfuckers.

TitleRain World

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Trying to prevent fires in Shoshone.

[–] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Delivering packages, and running away from creeps trying to steal my packages.

[–] TheBiscuitLout@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.

[–] Plasma@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

War crimes! (Battlefield 1)

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!

[–] HanDman@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

Pushing a goblin off a roof.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?

Hang gliding into a party of monsters and ruining their day with my "1337 aer1al 4rch3ry 5k1llz"

[–] StorageAware@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago

Probably something among the lines of water runoff and cleaning chemicals in said water (Powerwashing Simulator)

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