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"Sure Jan" meme

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February 26, 2024, 7:31 AM ET

On one of my first days at The New York Times, I went to an orientation with more than a dozen other new hires. We had to do an icebreaker: Pick a Starburst out of a jar and then answer a question. My Starburst was pink, I believe, and so I had to answer the pink prompt, which had me respond with my favorite sandwich. Russ & Daughters’ Super Heebster came to mind, but I figured mentioning a $19 sandwich wasn’t a great way to win new friends. So I blurted out, “The spicy chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A,” and considered the ice broken.

The HR representative leading the orientation chided me: “We don’t do that here. They hate gay people.” People started snapping their fingers in acclamation. I hadn’t been thinking about the fact that Chick-fil-A was transgressive in liberal circles for its chairman’s opposition to gay marriage. “Not the politics, the chicken,” I quickly said, but it was too late. I sat down, ashamed.

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link to (paywalled) source: I Was a Heretic at The New York Times

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[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Not the politics, the chicken

No, I meant I don't like the homophobia, just when the sentient beings are killed for my tasty treat 😋

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

meat on sandwich

stalin-gun-2

Into the gulag he goes

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

$19 for a decent sandwich at a restaurant is not all that crazy, especially for someone in NYC who *works for the "paper of record".

Heck even Panera's menu is mostly above $12 these days.

EDIT: I looked it up, and the exact same sandwich was $10.50 in 2010.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Also $19 is understandable for a "favorite sandwich" just not an "I eat this everyday" sandwich.

My favorite local sub is like $16 and I'll get it like once a week as a treat.

[–] RedCat@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 10 months ago

These are the people who tell you that you don't deserve a living wage and that inflation is just in your head.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Immediately after the orientation, the other new hires and I were tasked with editing articles for spelling and grammar which were written by senior writers who support the annihilation of Palestine.

I was later chastised by HR for being Islamophobic for asking my boss if he’s eaten breakfast since it was during Ramadan. Neither of us were Muslim.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

People started snapping their fingers in acclamation

What is this, a freestyle poetry recital?

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