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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by VILenin@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
  1. Did anyone else just hear gunshots?
  2. Why are there cop cars here?
  3. Why is a helicopter circling over here?
  4. Where’s my dog?

The answers to which are always the same:

  1. A car backfired
  2. Because they’re there every day to brutalize the poor for stealing a toothbrush from hapless Walmart
  3. Because you live right next to the airport
  4. A coyote had it for dinner

Someone tell me how to convince my relatives to remove this shit from their house

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Nextdoor: BEAR ON MAIN STREET

Also Nextdoor: BLACK MAN ON MY STREET

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

By far the most common posts for my area are "I saw a fox" and "what is this animal" (it's a fox). But there are also tons of the ones you listed, except instead of where's my dog, it's where's my cat (it got hit by a car).

[-] abc@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

unfortunately I've never found a good way to convince anyone over the age of 45 who has also discovered Nextdoor, Public, Nest, or any of the other super-enhanced surveillance safety theater products/apps not to use them. Ring obviously is the worst because they have gotten cities/police departments to participate, and in my experience it is genuinely difficult explaining to your 80yo grandmother that "no, you probably shouldn't let the police department come and install a ring doorbell camera for you because they sent you a letter about the free program" when the only reason they want it is because they associate surveillance cameras with safety.

Personally I don't mind Nextdoor or any of the similar apps as much, despite the equivalent amount of boomer brainrot that happens in every instance, compared to Ring or Nest. Nothing is worse than those two as someone whose parents have installed interior Nest cameras in three different rooms on the first floor of their house as well as having doorbell cameras on the front/back porches and exterior cameras on the other two sides of their house (one literally just faces the small treeline dividing their backyard from their neighbor's....) and then also proceeded to share data from all of those devices with the police when they knocked on their door asking if they would after there was a armed robbery/car chase at like 3am that happened on the other side of their neighborhood & never even came within five blocks of their street. Every time I am at their house I wind up unplugging the interior cameras as I walk by them and always causing an argument because I'm like "wtf do you need a camera in the kitchen for" only to hear a rapid fire barrage of extreme boomer paranoid excuses like 'what if the dog accidentally turns on the oven and starts a fire while we're out' or 'someone could easily break into the bay window and climb in!!'.

Aggravates the hell out of me especially because both of my parents are smart & tech savvy enough to be aware of the fact that their data is being given away anytime a cop takes 5 seconds and fills out an Amazon/Google web-form but the cute 30 second clip of the dog playing his toy in the kitchen while they were away makes it all worth it!! agony-shivering

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

God I relate so much to the parents having tech knowledge but still having that sort of home security. My father is IT ffs. To his credit he tries to locally host what he can I regards to his smart home setup but Christ the Alexa shit bothers me. My mom won't let him out cameras in the house (bless her) but he definitely wants to. They both have that boomer mentality that there are thousands of poor people/junkies who want to break into their home and steal their shit tho unfortunately.

[-] davel@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

The internet can’t enter your home unless you invite it in. It’s best to access it from the public library.

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