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Is there anything we cannot learn from the wisdom of ancient Japan? (programming.dev)

submitted 10 months ago by andioop@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] Infynis@midwest.social 216 points 10 months ago

Same energy

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 53 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hark! An SSL error, a tempest 'pon our web,
Wherein secure connection falters, doth ebb.
Aye, 'tis a quandary, a breach of secure bond,
Thus, a web of trust, alas, beyond respond.
In cryptic seas, where code and cipher dance,
An error doth arise, denying safe romance.
Oh, noble server, fraught with digital woe,
Thy encryption falters, aye, laid low.
Let us mend this rift, this breach, anon,
And restore the web to its rightful throne."

Lord ChatGPT of Someshire

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

but it's not in blank verse?

[-] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 44 points 10 months ago

Both are so stupid and I still chuckle every time I see those.

[-] andioop@programming.dev 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I literally just posted this in !software_gore@programming.dev because they had the same energy so I ~~found it on the original Reddit post~~ remembered this one too. Great minds think alike?

[-] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 10 points 10 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !software_gore@programming.dev

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 7 points 10 months ago

That's amazing lol

Great minds indeed

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare was plagiarizing Oscar Wilde there.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 81 points 10 months ago

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said “You have reached the end of your membership at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com”

[-] mattd@programming.dev 13 points 10 months ago

Such a wise man

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

Flash has been dead for 8 years! How old is this screenshot?

[-] dan@upvote.au 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think it dates back to one of the first iPad models, back when Flash was still popular on computers.

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

Wisdom of the ancients, from the late Flash era.

[-] jadero@programming.dev 16 points 10 months ago

Does anything ever truly die?

https://ruffle.rs/

[-] jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 10 months ago

What is dead may never die.

[-] snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

We do not sow

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Awesome!

[-] andioop@programming.dev 33 points 10 months ago

Shamelessly stolen from a Reddit post that made me laugh when I randomly remembered it today. Figured it was worth reposting to Lemmy if I laughed upon remembering it and not just upon first sight.