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Imagine the damage (i.imgur.com)
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[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There's no /c/FoundYourMomsDildo yet?

[-] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Be the change you wish to see.

[-] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 23 points 5 months ago

It's not so bad, 9 months later a whole new car plops out!

[-] rbn@feddit.ch 12 points 5 months ago

But just a tiny Matchbox car that you need to spend a small fortune over almost two decades before it's ready for use.

Depending on the speed of the hotdog car you should get your exhaust checked. ;)

[-] squid_slime@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Don't tease me with a good time

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

It's probably made of fiberglass. Just watch out for splinters and remember to use plenty of lube.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

This guy:

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Some times a hot dog is just a hot dog. Sometimes it's just a big brown dick.

Thanks George Carlin for your ever relevant comedy.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

👺

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 10 points 5 months ago

I don't have enough lube for that.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 6 points 5 months ago

Sorry to have to put this out here, but I think this would be less damage as getting hit with a non dick beetle. That dick is more then likely just fiberglass and maybe some wood, making a large "crumple zone".

I have been thinking on this all day, and can not stop thinking on it.

[-] UsefulInfoPlz@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago

That’s funny. I used to drive by that every day when i lived in Tampa

[-] Twitches@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hey! I used to go after visiting Bush gardens. I miss the record/cd store right by it Sensuous Sound.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I'd rather not.

[-] Comradesexual@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 5 months ago

I can take it. Oh, you mean in a car. I've no driving license.

[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Goatse.jpg

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

ooh yeah

[-] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

I think I saw this in an episode of Blue Eye Samurai.

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