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Justice for Jeff (futurology.today)

Poor Jeff

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If this keeps up he may not even get to fly into space again this year!!! Won't someone think of poor Mr. Bezos????

[-] paschko_mato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Check out this:

https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/

I didn‘t even manage to scroll to the warehouse stuff, they must be really greedy.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 9 points 9 months ago

Wait so if I steal money from Bezos he wouldn't even notice it? In comparison at least

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 11 points 9 months ago

Even if he did notice, it wouldn't make sense for him to take time noticing, because apparently whatever he does with his time is worth more per millisecond than you could ever manage to steal from him.

Take his car. Take his house. Peanuts like that isn't worth his time anyway. He "earns" 8 million an hour - even when he sleeps or shits.

[-] lamabop@lemmings.world 17 points 9 months ago

"Need" ??

"Want"

Using the bathroom is a choice.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

Bathroom is a state of mind. Anything can be a bathroom. And if you stare into a toilet too long, it might just stare back at you...

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 9 months ago

Real men piss in a bottle and put it back on the shelf to be sold later.

[-] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

Won't someone think about the jeffs.

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

It's interesting how that starving figure actually looks like him

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago

Which still makes sense because he is only one person and they are thousands

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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