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Anon plays Zelda (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 94 points 5 months ago

The word wiikend is easily the best part of this. I can't believe no one else even mentioned it.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 94 points 5 months ago

Real and Gay

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 5 months ago

Fake: anon made a friend
Gay: anon is gay

[-] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

What is this meme format ? I keep seeing it in so many places . Can someone explain i geniunly wants to know .

[-] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 36 points 5 months ago

Peoples calling out fake story in greentext (like if some of this ever happened) used to type this

It was a popular joke on r/greentext with bots calling each other gay and cuck if you triggered the form

It was funny for like a whole day then it was just your averrage r*ddit moment with peoples using it to push homophobics comments

[-] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago
[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Used to (still is I guess) be a thing to call every story fake and gay. Evolved to explaining the reasoning for why the story is fake and gay, especially in response to greentexts

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Fun fact - some queer promoters in San Francisco owned the whole “fake and gay” meme-insult by using it as their brand:

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago

"Are you using my Wiimote to get together with me?"

"No, I'm using it to get together with Link."

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 51 points 5 months ago

as I like men more than she does

Lmao

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 47 points 5 months ago

Wholesome greentext is wholesome.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I hate when I'm trying to play Zelda and hotties talk to me. Like ladies, I gotta go collect some koroks. If you're not here to give me tips, you gotta go.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 38 points 5 months ago

Nothing quite like taking turns playing with the joystick of a petite androgynous elf.

[-] Rez@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago
[-] archon@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

Everything went better than expected.

[-] FriendOfElphaba@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

This is how new GBFs get made. I feel like Sir David Attenborough.

[-] Xariphon@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago

Met my best friend in college because she was wearing a Zelda T-shirt in like at the bookstore. XD

this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2024
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