Elon musk reads Reddit posts from people who read blog posts from people who read a quarter of a Wikipedia page on theory and then fill in the gaps with their own ideology
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I'm not convinced elon musk is literate, let alone capable of reading anything more thought provoking than Harry Potter
I am once again asking you to read Georg Lukacs - The Destruction of Reason-Penguin Random House LLC (Publisher Services) (2021).epub 0.9 MB https://files.catbox.moe/w2jp94.epub
Noooo don't destroy Reason-Penguin!
"What's that, Nietzsche? Shut the fuck up!" 
I say to the crank-head pedo before my partner unloads three rounds into his dome
Words can't describe how much I want Elon strapped to one of his shitty rockets and sent on a course to the sun
Too much rocket fuel to send it into the sun. Just send him up high enough that he burns up upon reentry.
Plus then you get to make a wish on a falling star.
Hell yea I read theory!
I've read both extensively, but haven't watched either movie.
I don't understand the meme. Marxists get doomer, Nietzscheans get cooler?
halp
The meme has no actual meaning to anyone who knows anything.
But Musk thinks this meaningless combination of words and imagines is insightful because it combines intellectual(tm) terms with the latest movie and just goes full on 
Okay, that's what I thought. Thank God.
I thought for a second that Musk knew something about Marx and Nietzsche that I didn't know and I couldn't bear it.
Yeah see I didn't have that problem, and I think your mistake is lending any credence to anything Elon ever says.
Well, I don't really, but I don't know if he's reposting or if it's his own content.
If he's reposting, then maybe I missed something.
sorry that came across as kinda bitchy my bad lol, i was just trying to shit on
Haha No worries. Just wanted to clarify too.
It's nonsense
Elon Musk reading:
This is funny. I don't understand what any of it is supposed to mean and i think that's a good thing
Translation:
Marxists exiting their ideological bubble:
A look of horror at how incorrect Marx was
Serious intellectuals reading Marx:
A look of smug superiority at how incorrect Marx was
When I see the word Nietzcheans I think of the weird offshoot human culture in the 00s TV show Andromeda it's not like there are real people who describe themselves as Nietzcheans, right? 
Hey, look everybody, it's a NERD! 
The only reason I believe Musk can read and write is twitter
Jokes on you that’s how Marxists always look