Power to turn things into gold by touch.
Including your own body parts
Clear anyone of debt just by thinking it.
Their debt transfers to you.
And then to you…
And then to an orphan somewhere. You monster.
The ability to touch a book to instantly know its content.
Turns out, the books you touch are actually quite satisfied and content.
It only works if you touch it with your penis.
There are no downsides. Perfect.
I can obtain any super power just by thinking about it.
The ability to think is lost
Well, no one's said shapeshifting yet
But anyone within 50 miles with the same zodiac sign turns into a chicken
This is acceptable. I love chicken and hate Ted Cruz
The ability to talk to animals
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