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[-] infamousbelgian@waste-of.space 3 points 1 year ago

A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.

The best man in his speech - roughly translated: "take (rape) another kid" (neem nog een kind). He ment to say "take another beer" (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.

Was a funny moment :)

[-] Martin@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Killing your ex paid off

[-] hellothisisdog@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago

i'll miss banging you two

[-] Lizardonis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You don't need childporn anymore!

[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jesus Christ ~~Reddit~~ Lemmy

[-] nei7jc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Well that's enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that's enough Internet then for today.

[-] nei7jc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"you're that guy from the porno!" (That was definitely 5 words don't check)

[-] AstralWeekends@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago
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