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rock paper scissors with aliens

Trying to make our first steps like a true baby in a huge playground. Also, jumping into the void is the way

If you use your sword to stab your shield, you'll create an axe with spinning blades

A wacky woohoo pizza man gets invited by his bro to a weird tower and they end up fighting because the brother really wants a necklace.

IFR or VFR is the question.

Four dudes commit war crimes on an alien planet for money.

Squid and octopus shooting each other

Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity

"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"

Go to waypoint simulator with blackjack and hookers.

You're undead, and use magic and guns to fight aliens and gods in defence of a big ball. The big bad is made of ghosts (but not the kind you're friends with).

A fighting game for kids where a bunch of adults went to the tournaments for years and molested a bunch of kids

Mario finds out that Toads are very racist and sexist rednecks

Seafood come out of the ocean and squirt internal fluids at each other

Bumfights on an island where losers become zombies.

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

The world ended and is full of ghosts, but you still gotta work your 9 to 5 with your best bud.

Gas station tf2

You're an outlaw who steals the pets of other people and must recruit them to stop a corrupt mayor and his army of evil Power Rangers from setting up animal abuse factories.