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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
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MAXIMUM STRENGTH SHIT LIQUIFIER for girls!
"Oh thank God it's women's laxative it won't affect me it's a good thing the medicine can detect gender"
“Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.”
Nah, I don't think it'll work on a man because it's for women.
It's pink. For girls.
Is there an actual medical reason to have different laxatives for men and women, or is this a weird marketing thing?
I'm not a doctor, but maybe it's to make sure it's safe for someone who is (or may be) pregnant?
Could also just be marketing too of course.
Serious question: what makes a laxative a "women's laxative"?
Pink bottle
And it costs twice as much.
What happens if a man takes it?
A random woman shits her pants.
Well, considering these are women's laxatives, I suppose that would be considered theft
It makes you take a shit, but like in a cute way.
Why is there a specific women's laxative?
It’s the “gentle variation?”
My wife will be the first to say that if she is constipated, she doesn't want "gentle variation". She wants a Niagara Falls.
✨targeted marketing✨
(It's the exact same price and active ingredients, just pink)
Just swap the contents, so if you you accidentally grab the wrong bottle, you’ll still be taking what you wanted
My wife was making banana bread and a similar disaster was waiting to happen as the Cinnamon and Cumin are sold in nearly identical-looking containers. The inevitable happened and we ended up with banana bread that tasted like it was seasoned with taco seasoning!
When I was a kid I made dinner and used dessicated coconut instead of breadcrumbs in the meatballs by mistake
A chemist walks into the store he owns... and he sees a woman, leaning up against a wall near the counter.
"What's wrong with her?" he asks his assistant.
"She was sneezing and needed allergy medicine, " explains the assistant, "but I couldn't find any, so I sold her a bottle of laxatives instead."
"WHAT?" bellows the chemist. "You can't treat allergies with laxatives!!!"
"Of course you can," replies the assistant, pointing at the woman. "Look at her, she's too scared to sneeze now!"

I took this as a guy cause there was nothing left in the house and I had a period
I refuse to use a pill bottle labeled for women. Not because of any fear of using women's products, but because of the pink tax. I bet that bottle costs a whole dollar more than a generic laxative.
