YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
THAT'S MY ATTACK!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2026
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Your friggan brilliant
He can move to Miami, where he and the cryptobro scammers who are the backbone of the Florida tech economy can make Bioshock the next scifi story they wilfully misunderstand and try to make real.
who knows… maybe democrats will make gerrymandering and voter disenfranchisement federally illegal and they’ll flip florida in a few years
Just because he is an opportunist and has all that money sure does not make him a genius.
GOT HEEEM
Get owned Elon, now you will have to start bribing the democrats !
The weird thing about it all is how inevitable it always was. Texas went out of its way to attract tech companies, tech companies attracted educated people, educated people vote Democrat.
Kinda. Tech is kind of the exception to that. There are a LOT of right wing tech workers. The whole “stem is the only real degree” crowd that believe you shouldn’t need to learn any liberal arts in college for a STEM degree, and who support right wing causes like protecting wealth because they make a ton of money.
A lot of those are the ones that made the jump to relocate from places like California.
The techno fascists.
Some of the dumbest motherfuckers are really fucking smart at one specific thing and think that makes them smart about literally everything else.
Some of the dumbest motherfuckers are really fucking smart at one specific thing and think that makes them smart about literally everything else.
Yes! Literally what Socrates says in Plato's "Apology".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apology_(Plato)#The_wisest_man
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i know 2 people in tech that are very close to becoming R voter, if not for living in a blue area, and plus minorities tend to vote D. Gym goers, check, tech, watches joe roegan, MMA, check, 1 Uses AI heavily. they arnt giving up thier 150k-300k/ year job for higher taxes, and they always complain about paying taxes.
i always suspected some tech workers are Republicans in the "closet of being republicans", plus the tech people flooding to our tech central were always transplants anyways, from more conservative states.
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As a software guy in the Bay Area, it’s nowhere near as cut and dry as you make it out to be. All the evil shit tech companies do isn’t actually programmed by the billionaires, it’s programmed by normal people with educations that believe they will deeeeeeefinitely be the next billionaire.
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"I spent 500 million to buy the election and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
This is nothing compared to what trump allowed him to get. The dude was the first trillionaire. He doesn't give a fuck about half a billion of tax deductions.
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move back to South africa where you and thiel belong.
Leave Africans be, they have their own problems.
nah, send him to mars instead
Sounds like pollution to me
what and let him create a clone world of musks no thanks
He needs frequent and loud reminders that most people hate him and he's never gonna be cool.
he starting to delete his X comments on the support for gop candidates.
What a loser. Stick to your guns, coward.
Joe Rogan gonna move his comedy club to Oklahoma
I wonder if they'll be ... OK with that
Ok dad
Even there he’s surrounded on all sides thanks to Kansas. Florida it is!
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Mars is red, he can move there?
Don't send your trash here!
He can move to the surface of the sun. Just tell him it'll be cool and dark if he goes at night, he's a moron so it has a good chance of working.
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Musk and this new batch of billionaires (essentially the entire plutocratic class) got rich through financialization. Unlike the railroad barons and gilded age industrialists, they did a whole lot less producing things of value and a whole lot more rent-seeking. That is to say, they hacked the economy to get fake-rich, and also bribed government officials to keep such hacking legal. (Seriously, they pushed to reverse laws to stop them from doing shit.)
Money in the US remains entrenched, and so long as it is, it cannot operate in good faith to serve the public good. We can have self-government, or we can have billionaires. We can't have both.
This batch, however, is a catastrophic existential risk to the human species. They just can't help themselves, and admit as much, investing not-small amounts into apocalypse shelters anticipating the collapse of the civilization on which they depend. Rather than, say, using their vast gains intelligently to keep the system going.
Because I like to offer deep dives, Demonetized (a spin-off of How Money Works) did a deep dive on why billionaires are so crazy. And How Business Worked (another spinoff of HMW) did one on why the uber-wealthy historically collapse civilizations they depend on.
In the meantime, now that Texas has a blue governor and a blue AG, Musk is going to have a lot of work cut out for him since he used bribes and lies to bypass zoning restrictions for his rocket launchpads, and they're shaking apart the homes of nearby neighborhoods. He really is worse than Blofeld or Luthor.
Well said.
I couldn't read your version on my screen, so I found a larger version. Enjoy!
A blue AG? Does that mean Ken Paxton might actually get prosecuted for his crimes?
I fucking hope so? Also, I know I'm not alone on this. There is a bipartisan Ken Paxton can go straight to Hell coalition.
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This man-child is all the proof we'll ever need that in an improperly regulated capitalist system you can rise to the very top, no matter how fucking stupid you are, as long as you're born with more resources than most.
And if he isn't enough, you can consider Donald Trump as well.
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He can move back to California now that we've shown we're incapable of passing a wealth tax.
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No safe harbour for billionaires. Let them take their billions to some little crab island with no taxes but many many crabs.
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Musk could have just set the $400 million dollars he gave to Republicans this election on fire rather than back Trump again.
he spent most of it on buggy eye paxton. he had a vested interest in texas.
I hope they freeze his assets and reasses his tax bill to make him pay his fair share before he tries to leave again
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