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[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

The only argument chuds have is describing obviously correct things in a mocking tone as if it were self-evident that they were bad

I wonder why history professors hate america....

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Same Fart. New Hotdog.

More Hotdog. Less Pee.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't think whoever prompted this with AI knows what a syllabus is and maybe thinks it's one book.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

syllabus is like the constitution but for woke college. a list of things you will be FORCED to LEARN

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Sell a bus? SMH you wokies are so mad when πŸ€ͺ the when πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

[–] StalinsGiantSpoon@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

same font as all the food truck menus

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

same font, less food truck

[–] kisstrel@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

WHEN i-cant

socialism-beer when

WHEN THE πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

i love the idea that all of history was already settled just after it occured and nobody needs to look back at like archives or records to pose a question.

like they really think all these lenses of analysis were just sort of dreamed up, rather than being built by looking at facts and finding processes.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just gonna shamelessly steal this from myself:

none of those whose misfortune it is to have slaves as attendants will visit the City if they can possibly avoid it; because by so doing they hazard their property

when slaves who are happy & content to remain with their present masters, are tampered with & seduced to leave them; when masters are taken at unawar[e]s by these practices; when a conduct of this sort begets discontent on one side and resentment on the other, & when it happens to fall on a man whose purse will not measure with that of the Society, & he looses his property for want of means to defend itβ€”it is oppression in the latter case, & not humanity in any; because it introduces more evils than it can cure.

it being among my first wishes to see some plan adopted by which slavery in this Country may be abolished by slow, sure, & imperceptable degrees

Whoever apprehends the said Negroes, so that the Subscriber may readily get them, shall have, if taken up in this County, Forty Shillings Reward, beside what the Law allows; and if at any greater Distance, or out of the Colony, a proportionable Recompence paid them, by George Washington

A paragon of virtue.

it being among my first wishes to see some plan adopted by which slavery in this Country may be abolished by slow, sure, & imperceptable degrees

Wow he really was a full-on centrist lmao.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was a different time! Everyone was doing it!

Everyone was doing it!

Absolutely!

CW: racism

the blacks, whether originally a distinct race, or made distinct by time and circumstances, are inferior to the whites in the endowments both of body and mind

  • Thomas Jefferson
[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago

i have something much stronger than a "condescending attitude" toward amerikkka

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What is the chud grievance signaled in the (for everyone)? Do they think only black kids should learn about systemic oppression? It couldn't possibly be the more rational- only for white kids...

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago

I assume it means that the imaginary professor wants everyone to be oppressed by Big Government? Or something idk

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

it's joe liberal

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It’s chud shit, all they know is prompt, charge they phone, square dance, be agender (no pronouns), eat freedom fries, & lie.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Yeah ChatGPT too I can instantly tell because chatgpt looks like dogshit. At least google gemini is a bit more realistic.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

Department of Education is doing well, I see.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Wtf it clocked me. I don't keep my pants that high tho smh.

Muted brown and green color scheme my beloved

[–] regul@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago
[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

how did they find this picture of me