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This is why I voted early so that I can rob republicans homes on election day. I'm going to get so many guns
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2026
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I don't have room for any more guns from last election, so I just break in and hide little pride flags where they'll never find them and rub my mysterious genitalia on all the door handles before I leave.
I'd my mysterious handles on his door genitalia?
Man door hand hook car door.
he said what he said
Dude, you go vote yourself. You hear me? Go vote yourself!
Hey Narrator, you go vote! <3
I did 2 days ago. No lines for early voting in my county.
Hey, isn't this the Official Antifa Club Cardβ’
You're going to heaven for this.
They ain't ready for my shenanigans there π
Really. Excluding reactionaries from the political process is a good thing.
True Patriots are Antifa.
America was literally created to escape Tyranny and Fascism.
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Some of us only view US politics through memes.
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Authoritarianism. A central figure dictating the lives of others - America was founded to give all people a say in how their lives are run. It isn't perfect but even the fascists have to work around that system by stopping voting instead of grabbing the power with an eastern style military action.
On paper, sure. In execution... only if you were wealthy land owners.
The real patriots warning our fellow ~~republicans~~ citizens, you are an angel!
They are not just going to grab the Maga House
They are going for Maga's Senate too.
Going to heaven for this
i understand that Antifa(r) also plans to grab any Rwpublican voters found out of their homes and do sex change operations on them!
I'm the assistant to the regional manager of Antifa and I can confirm this is true.
It's a false flag operation by Antifa to get Republican voters to stay home on election day ;)
shush!
Exactly. And anyone with any sense has a gun safe, even though it's impossible to find a good hiding spot for one.
Shhhhh π€«