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I'm going to Hell for this
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This is why I voted early so that I can rob republicans homes on election day. I'm going to get so many guns
I don't have room for any more guns from last election, so I just break in and hide little pride flags where they'll never find them and rub my mysterious genitalia on all the door handles before I leave.
I'd my mysterious handles on his door genitalia?
Man door hand hook car door.
he said what he said