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Anon knows a guy down by the docks (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 47 points 10 months ago

Anon cannot read w/o hearing Carl’s voice

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 27 points 10 months ago

YEAH

TONIGHT!

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I don't need no instructions ta know how to ROCK!

[-] FrostyTrichs@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

WHO LEFT THIS ON HEAD GAMES!?!?

[-] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna be fartin' blood tonight!

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

NO HAND-BANANA, NO

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 38 points 10 months ago

Don't plug in a Webcam or you'll get blackmail with a video of you jacking off.

[-] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

I'll blackmail them back with a video of me jacking off.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

I'm here to blackmail you

[-] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Howee, get ready for pain!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 10 months ago

They'd be more likely to make money from my nudes by getting people to pay them to stop showing it to them.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Hey, a dollar is a dollar.

[-] systemglitch@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I get those blackmail emails and I don't use a web cam. Funny shit, I love reading them.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

Just setup an OF to get ahead of them leaking it. Send them a discount code too.

[-] Jiberish@kbin.social 31 points 10 months ago

It's been so long I don't even know if this is an actual quote or a spoof. But it's gold either way.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

It's like my pool is tearin' ass around the backyard, but it's stayin' still. Still waters run deep...

[-] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Oh my God... This is my absolute favorite Carl quote, and the one I think about every time I see his face. I think we just became best friends.

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

I'm just gonna drop this bit of info here:

Adult Swim has a 24/7 stream of this show. Find it with IPTVnator :)

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 8 points 10 months ago

There's also https://www.toonamiaftermath.com/.

Not sure if this specific show is on there but it has a lot of older stuff.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 15 points 10 months ago

Big Gaming propanda

[-] bfg9k@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Big Gaming Propane

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

I work outta da home

[-] protist@mander.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

That's not anon, that's Carl Brutananadilewski

[-] Grogon@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

Is this a GTA reference? I know this from something

[-] Alawami@lemmy.ml -4 points 10 months ago

Anon has no idea where to get his stuff. I trust the scene more than legit companies. Companies has done very shady shit before, never heard of the scene doing anything suspicious.

[-] systemglitch@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

They do sadly. Not on every rip, but enough of them. It's what makes gog releases so nice.

[-] Alawami@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

These are not scene releases

[-] systemglitch@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Exactly the point.

[-] OmenAtom@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

WHOOOOOOOOSH

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