Or just stare deeply into his eyes until he blinks, then turn around and leave the room. You're F-ing Neo, you don't need to play these kids games - if there's something you want, you just materialize it, easy.

Ofc... if this were a more irl scenario, I don't think I'd be taking pills from some random dude offering me to either "get rich quick" or turn me into a 6-yr-old, pudding or no. Maybe this is how he gets rich, by selling my organs or some such.:-P

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

Red

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

$10 million easy. Sure maybe you could get more if you were going back in time and insider trading on everything. But $10m is already enough money to live a comfortable life, especially if you just invest it in something safe. And that way you don't need to go through school and puberty again.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Restart my life

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Red pill.

I had a few pretty rough years in there... I wasn't suffering or anything like that, I was just.... Going in the wrong direction. Took me a while to get back on track.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Is the cash tax free? If so, jump on that shit.

If it isn't, maybe take the money, but probably just walk away

[–] shani66@lemmy.comfysnug.space 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Red, easy. I was raised by total red necks (heh), complete hicks, and it did give me bottom of the barrel ideas about what i wanted to be. I could have healthier habits and work towards a better self earlier. Money? I'll just be an early Bitcoin adopter and make all the cash I'd ever need. Hell if it came down to it i could make money on the dark web and use my age as a shield and tool. Friends? I could cut out bad friends early and find my future friend group whenever i want, I'd probably even have an advantage since I'm way more of a nerd now (see that first point).

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