My wife is gay now because I showed this to her and she said what
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2026
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But I get to be a Lord you say?
My liege 🧎♂️
Thank you, thank you. It is I, Lord of the Penile Colony as doth decreed by Jimbabwe.
I believe that means you’re entitled to land. In your case, I’d assume it’d be a… penile… colony
Lord of the penile colony? I'll take it, still a Lord.
Whenever you passed or failed such a test, an alternate reality branched off of that point and so canonically there is an alternate version of you with different sexuality. In some realities you are a self loathing republican who goes on grindr at night
Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Gayness
This is also how they turned the frogs gay. Just went to a pond and said "Gayfrogsaysribbit"
Ribbit
Damn it fooled again
What?
Oh shit, time to chuck cock down my throat again!!!
Actually lol’d. I remember this shit.
As a pansexual, I choose men more often than women. Does that mean it's a choice for me? 🤔
How bout you choose deez nutz
You have chosen wisely
I said "what" and now I'm a hotel chain.
“help help i'm being repressed!”