We’re also moving all the couches from the women’s rooms to the men’s rooms. It’s our turn with them!
I see the Vice President gave his input into this EO
this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2026
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Ninety five percent of the porn I watch is ladies pooping.
I hesitate to ask but... The other five?
We already have two girls and a cup burned into our eyes.
I think it's hilarious to imagine women shitting from their little butt holes, so I can't support this.
Man, there's one more reason for John McAffee to leave the country.
I mean, he isn't all that mobile these days.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist but John McAfee is literally the first person I'd expect to fake his own death.
Why should we be pleasin' any politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuition
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
peeing on the bed encouraged